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Every night:
- Me: Oye, I'm so tired I need to go to bed *snuggles into bed*
- Body: I'm not comfy
- Bed: Here let me add a spring in your side
- Body: MAKE ME COMFY
- Stomach: I'm hungry
- Brain: Hey since you're up, lets contemplate the meaning of life
- Me: *about 30 min later, finally comfy*
- Brain: Hey remember that time in third grade when you...
- Leg: Screw this , I'm going to sleep without you
- Ear: WTF was that?!
- Brain: It could be a robber, maybe a fire, maybe your mom fell, something broke, probably an emergency, but hey remember when..
- Me: *an hour later, comfy again*
- Bladder: Not so fast missy.
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